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Senator Armstrong for President
03-20-2016, 06:13 PM,
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Senator Armstrong for President
This is a parody of Senator Armstrong's "I have a dream." speech.

Quote:I have a dream...that one day every person in this nation will control their OWN destiny -- A land of the TRULY free, dammit.
A nation of TROLLING, not words. Ruled by TROLLS, not committee.
Where the law changes to suit the Trolls, not the other way around
Where power and justice are back where they belong: in the hands of the Troll Emperor!
Where every troll is free to think -- to act -- for himself!
FUCK ALL THESE LIMP-DICK BUREAUCRATS AND CHICKEN-SHIT POLITICIANS
FUCK THIS 24-HOUR SPEW OF ABSOLUTE RETARDATION AND SJW BULLSHIT
FUCK "DIVERSITY"! FUCK THE MEDIA!~
FUCK ALL OF IT
AMERICA IS DISEASED, ROTTEN TO THE CORE -- THERE'S NO SAVING IT. GONNA BREAK IT UP! DESTROY IT!
WIPE THE SLATE CLEAN
BURN IT DOWN!
And from the ashes, new countries will be born
Evolved, but untamed!
The trollfodder will be trolled, the trolls will troll -- free to live as they see fit. THEY'LL MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
YOU STILL DON'T GET IT? I'M USING TROLLING AS A BUSINESS TO GET ELECTED
SO I CAN END TROLLING AS A BUSINESS
IN MY NEW COUNTRIES PEOPLE WILL TROLL EACH OTHER TO DEATH FOR WHAT THEY BELIEVE!
NOT FOR MONEY, NOT FOR OIL, NOT FOR WHAT THEY'RE TOLD IS RIGHT...EVERY TROLL WILL BE FREE TO TROLL HIS OWN WARS!
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