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Words of wisdom.
01-29-2010, 03:01 AM,
Post: #1
Words of wisdom.
Liberal vs Conservative "Debate" On Terrorism

Question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes
around the corner and is running at you while screaming obscenities. In
your pocket is a handgun and you are an expert shot. You have mere
seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?
_________________________________________________________
Liberal Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of
his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
What kind of gun is it?
Does it have a safety device built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun and what kind of message does this send
to society?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me or would he just be content to wound
me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while
he was stabbing me?
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a
few days to try to come to a conclusion.
_________________________________________________________
Conservative Answer:
BANG!
_________________________________________________________
Texan's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
thud, clatter, swish, thud (reloading noises )
Wife: "Sweetheart, he looks like he's still moving ---
BANG! BANG!
Son: "Mom's right Dad, I saw it too..." ---
BANG! BANG!
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the silver tip hallow point ++P custom loads?"
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01-29-2010, 03:04 AM,
Post: #2
Words of wisdom.
If a conservative doesn't like guns, they don't buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, then no one should have one.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, they don't eat meat.
If a liberal is, they want to ban all meat products for everyone.

If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy.
A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.

If a conservative is homosexual, they quietly enjoy their life.
If a liberal is homosexual, they loudly demand legislated respect.

If a black man or Hispanic is conservative, they see themselves as independently successful.
Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A liberal wants any mention of God or religion silenced.

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A liberal demands that his neighbors pay for his
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09-30-2010, 03:27 AM,
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Words of wisdom.
an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind
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10-11-2010, 10:42 PM,
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10-14-2011, 02:07 AM,
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RE: Words of wisdom.
Bumping this up for wisdom.
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10-18-2011, 12:25 AM,
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RE: Words of wisdom.
Liberal Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of
his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
What kind of gun is it?
Does it have a safety device built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun and what kind of message does this send
to society?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me or would he just be content to wound
me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while
he was stabbing me?
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a
few days to try to come to a conclusion.
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I disagree. More like 1. =BANG= QUICK DROP THE FAKE ILLEGAL ID(Nah jk)2. =BANG= Looks like I have to vote Republican. -facepalms- 3. =Bang= Aw another one. You guys didn't see anything.
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10-21-2011, 03:07 PM,
Post: #7
RE: Words of wisdom.
I lol'd at that broken quote.

J, I don't even understand what you said.
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